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ROCKSTAR
ROCKSTAR: SUPERNOVA...Lukas wins! It's finally over. And you thought there were no midgets in rock-n-roll. Another season of Rockstar is wrapped up and we'd like to know how something so utterly bad can fly by so fast? Last year, the homeless Tononto guy won and went off on a world tour where he managed to rape every mic stand in his path. This year, we have another homeless Toronto man winning the lead singer spot. What will Lukas do when he leaves on tour with Supernova come January? Thankfully he's too short to climb up the mic stand (or Tommy Lee) so your guess is as good as ours. DISCUSS IT IN OUR ROCKSTAR FORUM .
DAVE NAVARRO
DAVE NAVARRO... PPOD, our Pocket Prince of Darkness and host of the Snarkfest that is Rockstar. Delve into his dark snark here.
LEPER POP
LEPER POP BLOG... Sid, Moist and Captain Break-it bring you dead-center seats to the great American freak show
ROCKSTAR
ROCKSTAR:INXS- A FASHION TRAGEDY (In 10 Parts)... The infamous creators of this blog, Gina and Crystal, freely admit to being called & "blind, talentless, bitches" and "just girls," but to us, they are the Fashion Police on snark crack times 10. Fucking hillarity ensues with every installment. Don't miss the Crytsal and Gina Fashion Awards Spectacular, online now.
INDIEBAND
INDIEBAND RADIO... A radio station where good tunes and green cash don't mix.
PollStar
PollStar... For over 25 years, Pollstar has provided the world with the most reliable and accurate source of worldwide concert tour schedules, ticket sales results, music industry contact directories, trade news and unique specialized data services available.
LOVEHAMMERS
LOVEHAMMERS.COM Official home of the super-sexy fucking Lovehammers. LOVEHAMMERS FAN CLUB Join the dedicated Lovehammers fan community. MARTYCASEY.ORG The official Marty Casey site for those of you who are Marty-Centric. LOVEHAMMERS LIVE ON VH1.COM! Marty Casey 'Lovehammers' acoustic VH1.com performance is live now!
Snark History
To trace the history of those that make up the community of Snarkgirls, one would have to search deep into the archive of the Internet. All the way back to July 2005. At that time, a large number of them were spending their days in a thread on the TBTSNBN (the board that shall not be named) website, dedicated to their new television addiction... Read More...
Snarkopedia
Do you know where the origin of "seriously, chipmonkey" comes from?
Have you ever worn assglasses to cover your eyebag porn? If none of these things sound remotely familiar, you need to visit SNARKOPEDIA and study up. We've put together the most comprehensive list of snarky words and their definitions this side of CattButt, Nebraska. Read More...
Links
ROCKBAND So what if they worship JD Fortune? They're still good peeps and we love their snarky ways.
CD BABY CD Baby specializes in selling independent CDs. Artists are not signed to any major record labels which means A) no dumb-ass suits to deal with and B) they make a hell of a lot more money per CD purchased.
