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Live Wrong: What's your Reason?
The purveyors of LIVEWRONG suggest you represent what you want, when you want, how you want. Buy a bracelet. It is what it is. Use it as a paper weight or a cat collar. It is all up to you.Buy a T-shirt. Let people know you live life your way. Most of the time you're right, but you can always Livewrong. LiveWrong.Net
1. The reason this web site exists. Nope...It's not about you our little snark fledgling. This web site exists for the sole purpose of publicizing and discussing whatever interests us, whenever it interests us, and for whatever reason it interests us. This includes whatever damn quirky whim strikes our fancy. This is our site, not yours. Do not start threads here without the permission of a Founding Member. We keep a neat house and we don't need it cluttered with a bunch of "Who's hotter, Clay or Ruben?" bullshit. In fact, DON'T EVEN THINK OF POSTING AMERICAN IDOL SHIT HERE. AI sucks.
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2. Why you don't need to tell us things. If you are joining for the sole purpose of telling us how to make easy money surfing the web, then you should know that none of us own web browsers. We're all millionaires who hire retired rock stars to surf the web for us. We pay them well enough (they go through a lot of cocaine) so they don't need the money either. They do need livers, especially Keif, so if you can supply those, drop us a line. We'll talk.
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3. More guidelines on opening your mouth and telling us things. Don't tell us how to earn free iPods, PSP's, 17" LCD monitors, etc. Again, we're millionaires. We have all that shit and more, plus, we would never abuse our retired rock stars by making them use anything less than a 21" Widescreen monitor (complete with digital surround sound).
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4. A bit about religion and politics. Don't tell us that we need to accept Jesus as our Savior. We're all godless liberals (except for Jen, who's a godless Republican) who have sold our souls to Satan in exchange for the comforts of this world. Who else is going to employ retired rock stars?
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5. Comparing Forums. Size doesn't matter. Don't tell us that your forum is better than our forum. We have retired rock stars. Do you have retired rock stars? Didn't think so. Piss off.
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6. Nope. This isn't nicegirls.com. Don't tell us we are rude. We know we are rude. If we weren't rude, this site would be called "NiceGirls", and that wouldn't be very fun would it?
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7. No needle exchanging please. This is not a needle exchange. Don't take our needles and use them in your clinic. They are our needles. And our retired rock stars depend on them to survive. Trust me, you don't want to piss off Keif.
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8. Cussing and why we can. Don't tell us that we shouldn't cuss. Otherwise, *Keif might call you a clam bumper, and Scott might fuck you on a bus and film it.
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8. Posting and Keif's rules. Pay attention. This is a community owned private message board. You are welcome to post here, but don't pretend you make the rules. Keif makes the rules, so it is pretty much an opinion-ridden free-for-all. Keif gets drunk a lot and often changes the rules. Better check back here often.
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8. Cigarette burns and your buttocks. Don't post personal attacks, or you might end up with cigarette burns on your buttocks. Just remember to direct your heat towards ideas you hate, rather than people who chap your ass, and you'll probably be fine. We are not Mod Nazis like you'll find on other sites, but we don't take kindly to people attacking our retired rock stars.
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8. Anti-rejection drugs and stealing don't mix. Don't hotlink anything from our site. That is stealing. While we are millionaires, the retired rock stars pay for our bandwidth. They have other expenses to take care of, like organ anti-rejection drugs and heroin. They don't want to pay for your bandwidth suckage.
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8. The murder and/or torture of our language and other grammatical no no's. Do not murder the English Language by writing things like "U" for "You" or "2" for "two." If your ass is that lazy, you probably shouldn't be on this site. Besides, our retired rock stars are easily confused ... try to keep it simple.
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8. Who the fuck is Keif and why is he in charge? *Web Master "Keif" is at your service, but don't get offended if he tells you to piss off. He's a bitch, too.
