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THE SNARKOPEDIA
Snarkgirls have developed a vocabulary like no other. Here is a guide to some of our most frequently used words and phraseology.
arm dickeys (tm Jen) detachable arm coverings used to simulate the presence of a 3/4 sleeve shirt being worn beneath a t-shirt. Only hot when in the pattern of black and white stripes and worn by Steve Isaacs.
asscake cake in the shape of an ass that JD made for his fellow RS:I contestants; also, JD's birthday cake, which he sat in naked, and which Suzie McNeil ate afterwards, unaware that it had touched JD's naked heiny. asswear an article of clothing that makes the wearer look like an ass. (ex: asshat, assglasses, assvest) Batshit JD Fortune. New lead singer of INXS. Because he's fucking nuts. Bwak Bwak Brooke Burke, hostess of RS:I and star of Burger King commercials. Ciminis a misspelling of the Lovehammers song, Clinic. This term originated in Lovehammers Fan Club chat. This is what happens when Snarkgirls drink and type! condom store known to the masses as Wal-Mart, the condom store was born when a certain Snarkgirl went shopping (it was for work, honest!) for an assortment of goods, including several economy size boxes of condoms. Upon attempting to exit the store, the alarms went off and her bags were searched by the "greeter," who loudly proclaimed, "It's the condoms, little lady," and pulled all the boxes out of her bags in front of a small herd of senior citizens entering the store. crack any tidbit of information on Our Band: Lovehammers. Tour dates, concert reviews, press and visual media all count as crack. Photographs and videos are also referred to as porn (see below). All porn is crack, but not all crack is porn. dance monkey how JD Fortune referred to his past gig as an Elvis impersonator. Ellie Mae fashion stylist for Season One of Rock Star: INXS. Purveyor of questionable sartorial items, such as manpris, tattoo sleeves and other assorted asswear. eyebleach a remedy to cleanse the eyes and mind after being exposed to disturbing or unattractive images. eyefuck a ravishing and intense gaze. The Marty Casey eyefuck (MCEF) has been described as being like "sunshine and a wispily veiled canopy bed in the middle of a field of wildflowers, with animated butterflies and the aroma of peaches wafting through the air. And afterwards, dinner at his mom's house." There have been reports of women who, after experiencing the MCEF, felt the need to take a pregnancy test, just in case. FMC Fuck Marty Chart. We mean this in the nicest way possible, honest. This chart may list when certain Snarkgirls have their "special day (or days) with a certain blonde lead singer. We'll never tell. Discretion is part of the Snarkgirl code of honor.
GGMC Gary Gary Moo Cow; Gary Beers earned this nickname by making "moo cow" eyes whenever he watched the charming Miss Jordis Unga perform on RS: I. garder a garter; creative spelling courtesy of Marty Casey. gay pirate sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. ginger missile Ginger being of Ginger and the Sonic Circus. The term is, of course, self-explanatory. Also see "Heezy." guyliner male use of eyeliner. heezy 1. a penis. 2. easy (ex: It's not heezy being green.) hotle a place of lodging; creative spelling courtesy of Billy Sawilchik. HoSoW the House of Sin on Wheels, more commonly known as a tour bus. human being/being human tattoo on JD fortune's forearms. The philosophy of Batshit.
Jorty Marty Casey and Jordis Unga. The dynamic duo of RS: I.
Jr. Hoodie Article of Lovehammers fan clothing that apparently upset several fans on the Lovehammers.com forum due to their availability only in junior sizes. One night while posting on that forum, Lovehammer bassist Dino Kourelis adopted the term as a catch-all insult. Karma Cheetos Karma Cheema, boyfriend of RS:I contestant Jordis Unga. KoolAid What devout followers are said to be drinking these days. See more info here: The Kool Aid Point.LHFC Lovehammers Fan Club. Leapfrogging Elephants elephant sex. Lovehammers in my/your box correspondence from the band. What the hell did you think we meant? Made me feel a certain way Initially coined by Marty Casey in response to some typically batshit behavior by JD. The original meaning of this phrase expressed feelings of annoyance or insult. Snarkgirls are positive thinkers, however, so to us the "certain way" is just plain orgasmic. magic number 69 Snarkgirls strive to hit this number whenever possible, in percentage points in polls, post counts and in real life. mangina when a man wears very tight clothing and does not appear to have a penis (i.e. MiG Ayesa in camel-colored tight leather pants worn in one of the latter episodes of RSI). manpris capri pants for men. A fashion don't. member profile the silhouette of the "crotchular region." Mr. Hands Billy Sawilchik. The boy knows his way around a guitar! Our _____: _______ phrasing originated by Tim Farriss in his dismissal of contestants during RS: I ("You're just not right for our band: INXS.") This phrasing is frequently used in the Snarkgirls lexicon. EX: Our Shirt: Red or PC/PC psychotically clever/patiently controlling. These are phrases coined by Marty on RS:I; the first in reference to JD Fortune's antics, the second in reference to himself. PPoD Pocket (or Petite) Prince of Darkness. Also known as Dave Navarro. patiently controlling see PC/PC. Peaches Marty Casey. Because his skin is so soft, pretty and Peachy. pissy posse/no pissy posse a pissy posse is a group of Snarkgirls who are unable to attend a concert or Snarkcon. The no pissy posse consists of those who attend a general admission (GA) concert who must stand in line, rush the rail and grab their prime spot at the front of the stage. Being a member of the no pissy posse requires carefully monitored fluid intake, good bladder control and quite possibly special undergarments (once again, we'll never tell!). pomegranate Marty's favorite fruit (not peaches? How disappointing). The anti-oxidant-rich and very trendy cure for any malaise, pomegranate juice, is something he also enjoys. Pomegranate bath and beauty products are also very popular among members of Marty's Koolaid Commune. Rich in symbology, the pomegranate features in the myth of fair Persephone and her fateful abduction into the underworld by the charismatic and patiently controlling Lord Hades. porn (including eyebag porn) photographs and video of our objects of squee. Although these pictures often do contain some degree of nakedness, it is not required. Some Snarkgirls have a fetish for particular types of porn, such as eyebag porn or hand porn. pretty (noun) eye candy; images of attractive men (often Lovehammers). psychotically clever see PC/PC. punch card a gentleman involved with a Snarkgirl may request or spontaneously receive a certain service. His ticket has then been "punched." The punch card may be used as a bargaining tool, for example, three "punches" could equal one Snarkcon. Equivalencies are to be worked out between the individuals involved. purty hair All Snarkgirls have it and should be complimented on it frequently. RS: I abbreviation for the TV show, Rock Star: INXS. The obsession that started it all. roit/not roit From Tim Farriss's elimination "catchphrase" on RS:I: "You're just not right for our band: INXS." "Roit" is "right" Aussie-style. seriously, chipmunky "seriously, monkey" was a banner a group of TWoP people put up because they were tired of people complaining about Tara getting killed off on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The "chipmunky" part came about during RS: I based on J.D. Fortune's marked resemblance to this furry fellow. sheezy The female crotchular region i.e. "Now that's a sheezy." sMartypants Marty Casey in eyeglasses. They just make him look so cute and clever! Snarkcon a gathering of Snarkgirls. Cities hosting Snarkcons are reminded to make sure all bars are fully stocked and that the ketchup dispensers at McDonald's are fully functional. Snuggles Andrew Farris of INXS. Known for his teddy bear like appearance and seemingly cuddly demeanor. squee The act of normally composed, mature women turning into squealing, fangirlish teenagers brought upon by viewing, meeting, or possibly even hearing a celebrity object(s) of affection, such as the Lovehammers. supah seekrit Plans and/or discussions made in private. TBTSNBN "The Board That Shall Not Be Named." The original Rock Star: INXS message board on MSN. ThuGG abbreviation for "Thundering Greek God." Bobby Kourelis is the one and only THuGG. TWoP Televisionwithoutpity.com. A popular Internet site for discussion of television shows; many of us began discussing RS:I here. This one's for the children while originally the title of a New Kids on the Block song, this phrase was made popular by the current lead singer of INXS, JD "Batshit" Fortune, when he suddenly burst out, ala Elvis Presley (1976) trying to sing the Rolling Stones As Tears Go By, "This one's for the children!". Months of snark ensued, and this is now a favorite "Batshit Catch Phrase". Unfrozen Caveman Rockstar Brandon Calhoon, also known as Cro-Magnon Brandon and Liquor Store Larry. RS: I contestant known for his rather unkempt appearance and penchant for not wearing shoes. unicorns and rainbows secret weapons and accessories of RS:I third-place finisher and all-around nice guy MiG Ayesa.
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